Cool Definitions

Cool Definitions

Classic :

A book which people praise, but do not read.

Boss :

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Office :

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Doctor :

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Etc. :

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

Diplomat :

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


Politician :

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.